This one kid at my job thinks that mcdonald chicken nuggets are made from white babies (100% white meat).
One time my coworker was speaking in a silly british accent to him and he was like, “Ms. E speak that Chiiinese to me again. You know that chin chong chi? That spanglinese?”
When they’re pissed they call you “bruh”
Out of the two people who were running this crazy ship, one is leaving. So it’s just me and the other guy and I am out of my mind anxious and scared.
Thursday was a nightmare. 2/3rds of the 17 kids ran out of the building, I just couldn’t control the chaos. I ended up in the classroom alone with chicken nuggets boy, and was trying to play hangman with him. he was the one writing the words, and he can’t spell for shit. i lost.
I had a nightmare last night that I was drinking or something and I was about to get caught and then I had to wear an ankle bracelet that kept beeping when the cops came near and I was trying to hide it but couldn’t and then got fired and i was really really depressed.
i just wish I had like 1/10th of their energy.
If I am able to do this for a year and get better at it I’m going to feel like such a super hero. I may also have a nervous breakdown, lose my shit and try to jump off a building.
endurance test. klonopin caffeine and a sense of humor. can’t be scared of disaster and chaos because i’m constantly living it.